Cats are masters of hedonism. Stripes can generally be found on a heat register, nestled into a duvet, or on a sunny windowsill.

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”

Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist